Tuesday, July 14th
Dear Facebook, You could really spruce this place up a bit. You know, add some glittery customizable layouts like MySpace, maybe even a virtual bedazzler. Who knows maybe will start buying into this whole Fabook thing. Just saying…
Dear Facebook, You call it social networking, however looking at the amount of stuff that is not getting done at work, I will now deem it social NOTworking.
Thursday, May 7th
Dear Facebook, What you call “news” and what I call “news” are apparently two very different things.
Wednesday, May 6th
Dear Facebook, I think you should have warned me that all my parents friends are now on Facebook. Thanks Facebook. No, really thanks.
Tuesday, May 5th
Dear Facebook, When you crushed MySpace in the numbers of active users, did you talk trash? I would have.
Dear Facebook, your inability to match ads to my profile, suggest the right friends, makes me believe that this whole Terminator computers become smarter than us is a long long ways away.
Dear Facebook, Please let me block all applications. Every time I get asked to take a quiz it feels like a bunch a Mormons knocking on my door.
Dear Facebook, Do you remember that time you were easy to navigate and I could find stuff? Yeah, those were good times.
Dear Facebook, So if I deactivate my account, you still keep all my stuff. Doesn’t that make you like a crazy ex-girlfriend who keeps all my stuff even after we break up? Creepy
Dear Facebook, My therapist told me that I should let you know that when you lose my privacy settings, it makes me feel sad.
