Tumblr (3.0; @dearfacebook)http://www.dearfacebook.com/“Dear Facebook, You could really spruce this place up a bit. You know, add some glittery customizable layouts like MySpace, maybe even a virtual bedazzler. Who knows maybe will start buying into this whole Fabook thing. Just saying…”http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/141844263http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/141844263Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:02:10 -0400“Dear Facebook, You call it social networking, however looking at the amount of stuff that is not getting done at work, I will now deem it social NOTworking.”http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/141841784http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/141841784Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:57:39 -0400“Dear Facebook, What you call “news” and what I call “news” are apparently two very different things.”http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/104598785http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/104598785Thu, 07 May 2009 10:46:57 -0400“Dear Facebook, I think you should have warned me that all my parents friends are now on Facebook. Thanks Facebook. No, really thanks.”http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/104233615http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/104233615Wed, 06 May 2009 13:34:17 -0400“Dear Facebook, When you crushed MySpace in the numbers of active users, did you talk trash? I would have.”http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103997104http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103997104Tue, 05 May 2009 22:46:04 -0400“Dear Facebook, your inability to match ads to my profile, suggest the right friends, makes me believe that this whole Terminator computers become smarter than us is a long long ways away.”http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103996127http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103996127Tue, 05 May 2009 22:43:23 -0400“Dear Facebook, Please let me block all applications. Every time I get asked to take a quiz it feels like a bunch a Mormons knocking on my door.”http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103995482http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103995482Tue, 05 May 2009 22:41:56 -0400“Dear Facebook, Do you remember that time you were easy to navigate and I could find stuff? Yeah, those were good times.”http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103995287http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103995287Tue, 05 May 2009 22:41:24 -0400“Dear Facebook, So if I deactivate my account, you still keep all my stuff. Doesn’t that make you like a crazy ex-girlfriend who keeps all my stuff even after we break up? Creepy”http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103995166http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103995166Tue, 05 May 2009 22:41:05 -0400“Dear Facebook, My therapist told me that I should let you know that when you lose my privacy settings, it makes me feel sad.”http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103994690http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103994690Tue, 05 May 2009 22:40:03 -0400“Dear Facebook, I tried to read your terms of service, but forgot, I don’t have a law degree. Oops.”http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103994415http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/103994415Tue, 05 May 2009 22:39:19 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/EI51GCQMwn4zdah9TmucGd0wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/104000098http://www.dearfacebook.com/post/104000098Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500